为什么现在的人都有一个通病呢？结婚前适合自己的人少呢？

 为什么现在的人都有一个通病呢？结婚前适合自己的人少呢？

Why do people today share a common problem? There aren't enough people who are suitable for them before marriage.

现在这个年代 有很多人都有一个通病 结婚前觉得适合自己的人很少. 结婚后又觉适合自己的人很多. 

老公就像是左手老婆就像是右手. 左手摸右手. 右手摸左手好像总是没感觉. 可当有一天左手流血了. 右手一定会去帮着止血.左手痒痒了. 右手一定会去帮着挠一挠. 左手提东西累了. 右手一定会去帮着分担. 不要因为没感觉了去嫌弃你的左右手. 因为这个世界上, 再新的东西都会有旧的一天. 

再贵的东西除以365, 都会变得很便宜. 对于一只舔狗来说, 我觉得你与其费尽心思和金钱去讨好一个不撩你的女生, 你不如挑一个脾气好的200斤胖妞. 你听我跟你分析. 你花掉几个月时间陪她去减肥. 等她成功减掉90斤, 她也是个女神. 那你信不信. 那么今天我们来说说减肥. 首先你, 你们不要以为女生所谓的减肥 只是嘴上说. 说而已. 他们还会发到朋友圈 {哈哈哈} 那么我来教各位半妞们一个减肥方法. 先把头往右转. 再把头往左转. 当有人劝你吃东西时, 请反复这个动作. {哈哈哈} 让你加油是让你努力, 不是让你吃的疯狂长肉肥的流油. 

每个女人的衣柜里都有那么一件衣服. 叫做曾经买它穷成狗. 如今嫌它穿着丑. 女人和皇帝的区别就在于, 皇帝身上明明没穿衣服, 硬要别人说自己穿的有衣服. 而女人一天到晚无数件衣服, 硬要说自己没衣服穿. 女人的衣橱就像是后宫, 佳丽无数. 但宠爱的永远都只有那么几个. 在衣服面前女人就像是皇帝. 他们每天都会在衣柜面前思索, "今天该宠幸谁了". 好纠结. 当然 大部分新来的妃子 被他们宠爱一段时间后, 都会被打入冷宫. 面对着冷宫众多的妃子 却没有一个是他真正喜欢的时候 , 他们又开始思索了. 朕是不是又该纳妾了.

•哎如果你在一个美女环绕的部门工作, 那你是不是会以为你的幸福都爆表嗯. 你别做梦了.{哈哈哈} 我告诉你, 你会有干不完的工作和无止无休的为他们收烂尾的破事. 而无论你面临什么样的问题, 呵呵对不起你的这群美女也都帮不上任何忙.{哈哈哈啊} 你的任务就是来帮这群美女干活和背锅的. 不要问我怎么知道.

•我现在对恋爱不抱任何希望了. 我只想发财. 白素贞和许仙成为了夫妻. 后来白素贞被法海关押在了杭州. 西湖的雷峰塔. 这个民间传说告诉我们 千万不要惹单身狗. 特别是年龄大的 {哈哈}

∆我现在对恋爱不抱任何希望了 我只想发财 白素贞和许仙成为了夫妻 后来白素贞被法海关押在了杭州 西湖的雷峰塔 这个民间传说告诉我们 千万不要惹单身狗 特别是年龄大的 {哈哈}

• 你们知不知道除了美人鱼, 还有什么词语可以把人和动物相结合. 完美的 当然是单身狗了{哈哈哈}

•许多大龄单身狗找对象难就难在. 太老的不愿下手. 太小的不忍下手. 太美的不敢下手. 太丑的不会下手. 太丑的又不好下手. 所以只好孤独到老. {哈哈哈}

•还有一些单身狗, 他天天说找不到对象嗯. 你朋友圈仅3天可见. 而且还没有一个自拍照. 我在想你是想让人家看上你的网名吗. 哪有你这样找对象的. 你找工作不也得投投简历吗 . 

• 这么多年来, 我从来没见过哪个男人跟女人吵架. 吵赢了的, 他不是气急败坏的动起了手干起了架. 就是沉默以对. 这仅仅是男人的问题吗. 当然不是. 据我的分析, 以前也有吵赢了的. 后来他们都找不到女朋友所以灭绝了. {哈哈哈 😂} 那男人明知道跟女人吵架注定会输. 为什么还要吵呢. 为了让他赢啊. 毕竟爱一个人就是要给他想要的呀. {哈哈} 

• 有时候女人还是挺可爱的. 你电话多了他说你老盯着他. 你电话少了, 他说你不在乎他. 你不陪他聊天, 他说你对他太冷淡. 你要陪他聊天, 他说你无所事事. 你要是跟他有分歧, 他说你不理解他. 你要是跟他道歉, 他又问你错在哪呢. {哈哈哈 😂} 

• 我有一个女同学. 长得很漂亮. 一直是我心目中的女医生. 前段时间离婚了找我诉苦. "说现在不相信爱情了". 我说要不我们两个在一起吧. 他说你现在让我连友情都不相信了. {哈哈哈 😂} 

像那种感情问题婚姻矛盾, 我觉得你们就应该去问那些单身的人. 为啥因为他们往往会站在上帝视角 , 给你们很多积极向上的建议. (因为他们往往会站在上帝视角给你们很多积极向上的建议) 

• 如果你问夫妻尤其是结婚多年的夫妻 {哈哈哈} 他们一般就会带入自己你知道吧. 然后越想越气. 最后给你的建议都是, 不要结婚, 没什么意思. 啊我我我早就过够了. 兄弟们, 女大三抱金砖. 女大五赛老母若是大你二十五. 全球都由你做主. (女大五, 赛老母若是大你二十五, 全球都由你做主) 所以, 找对象还是要找一个比自己年龄大的. 因为又旺夫来又靠谱. 不过你还年轻.

• 现在遇不到爱情, 那就说明以后也就不会遇到了. 

花千骨周子 若武媚娘以及东方不败都在告诉我们一个现象, 什么现象. • 当你的女人画上黑眼线烟熏妆, 那就说明他要放大招了. 你可要加小心. • 女朋友或者媳妇告诉你, "大姨妈(月经)来了, 肚子疼 不舒服." 你就回复个多喝热水. 这太敷衍了 兄弟. 现在的女人根本不吃这一套. 你最起码要多说几个字嘛. 那让女朋友感受得到你对她的关心. 比如, 宝宝这5,000块钱你拿去多喝点热水." 哎他保证就没那公疼了舒服多了{哈哈哈 😂}

• 大家都知道 我这个人经常调侃女人的那些事. 我看有很多姐妹都说, 我这个男人特别懂女人. 非也非也. 此言差异, 姐妹们. 这世上男人是永远无法彻底了解一个女人的. 就像男人永远都不知道痛经到底是一种怎样的痛. [ 痛经，也称为痛经、痛经或月经来潮，是指月经期间出现的疼痛。其通常发生在月经开始时。] 

• 一下台就断子的是工作关系, 死了也断不了的是亲属关系. 有事才想起来的是利用关系. 有事没事约吃饭的是朋友关系. 有快乐让分享的是患难关系.朦朦胧胧的是初恋关系. 粗茶淡饭的是夫妻关系. 经常为我点赞的 {哈哈哈 😂} 那可不是一般的关系啊朋友.

•我发现现在很多职场里都有这种情况, 一些人总是没事做. 一些事总是没人做. 没事做的人总是没事做. 做事的人总是有做不完的事. 怪事情 {哈哈哈 🤣}. 没事做的人总是盯着做事的人. 对做事的人做的是评头论足挑毛病. 导致做事的人做不成事做不好事. 人家有些人专心致志埋头干事. 有些人无所事事还总爱无事生事. 你说这种人他是不是欠骂. {哈哈哈 😂}

• 有时候还奖励了指鹿🦌为马 🐎 的. 表扬了溜须拍马的. 辛苦了. 做牛做马的整惨了单枪匹马的. {哈哈哈 😂}

• 男人不是不能惯 , 只是不能过于惯. 否则越惯越混蛋.

• 女人不是不能宠, 只是不能过于宠 . 否则越宠越有种.

凡事都要有个度 , 否则后果你自负.

• 最好不要让你的女人有难言. 因为他难着难着你可能就绿了啊. 

也最好不要让你的男人有红颜. 因为他红着红着你俩可能就黄了. 当然我说的是可能. 因为一切皆有可能吗对不对. 那么男女之间到底有没有纯洁的友谊. 关于这个问题我可以很明确的告诉你. 有有. 我说的是有但值得注意的是 异性之间的纯友谊. 90%是靠彼此的嫌. 弃来维系的. 所以关于这个问题的精确答案是有. 越丑越纯. 而越是长得漂亮的可能就越说不准. {哈哈哈 😂}长相他也是一种财富. 现在夸人长得好看都开始这样夸了. 说你长得太挣钱了. 或者说你长得太省钱了. 都说长得好看的没脑子. 我觉得这不废话吗. 长得好看还用动什么脑子啊. 凡事早就有人安排好了. 而长得不好看有事不自己动脑子做. 谁来搭理你啊. 话虽难听但现实就是这么残酷啊. 正所谓同样都是好吃懒做. 那为什么 猪和熊猫的待遇就完全不一样啊. {哈哈 😂} 由此可见外貌的确还是很重要. 

•那你看女人只要是长得漂亮就连卖个豆. 腐都会被说成是豆腐西施.

Now this era, many people have a common problem. Before marriage, I felt that there were few people who were suitable for me. After getting married, I realized there were many people who were right for me. 

The husband is like the left hand and the wife is like the right hand. Left hand touching right hand. I always feel nothing when I touch my left hand with my right hand. But one day my left hand started bleeding. The right hand will definitely help stop the bleeding. My left hand is itchy. The right hand will definitely help scratch it. My left hand is tired of carrying things. The right hand will definitely help share the burden. Don't dislike your left and right hands just because you have no feeling. Because in this world, no matter how new something is, it will become old one day. No matter how expensive something is, divide it by 365, it will become very cheap. For a licking dog, I think you and he spent all his energy and money to please a (you spend all your time and money to please a person who is not flirting), your girl, You might as well pick a 200-pound fat girl with a good temper. Listen to me analyze it for you. You spent several months helping her lose weight. Wait until she successfully loses 90 pounds, she is also a goddess. Do you believe it? So today we are going to talk about weight loss. First, you don't think that girls' so-called weight loss, just merely say it. Just saying. They will also post it on their Moments. {Hahaha} So let me teach you guys a weight loss method. Turn your head to the right first. Then turn your head to the left again. When someone asks you to eat, please repeat this action. {Hahaha} Cheer you up means let you work hard. It's not about eating until you're fat and greasy. 

Every woman has a piece of clothing in her wardrobe. It's called buying it and becoming poor. Now I think it's ugly to wear, (Now I think she's ugly.)  The difference between a woman and an emperor is, the emperor is clearly not wearing any clothes, forcing others to say that he has clothes on. And women have countless clothes all day long, insist on saying that she has no clothes to wear. A woman's wardrobe is like a harem, countless beauties. But there are always only a few ones who are favored. In front of clothes, women are like emperors. They think in front of the wardrobe every day, "Who should I favor today?" So tangled. Of course, most of the new concubines, after being pampered by them for a while, they will all be banished to the cold palace. When faced with so many concubines in the cold palace, but none of them he really liked. They started thinking again. 'Should I take another concubine?' 

•Hey, if you work in a department surrounded by beautiful women, do you think your happiness is off the charts? You don't dream / Stop dreaming {Hahaha} I tell you. You will have endless work to do and endless messes to clean up for them. No matter what kind of problem you are facing, I am sorry that these beauties can't help you. {Hahahaha} Your mission is to help these beauties work and take the blame. Don't ask me how I know.

•I don't have any hope for love anymore. I just want to get rich. Bai Suzhen and Xu Xian became husband and wife.  Later, Bai Suzhen was detained in Hangzhou by the French Customs. Leifeng Pagoda at West Lake. This folklore tells us don't mess with single (dogs). Especially the older {Haha} ones.

∆ I don't have any hope for love anymore. I just want to get rich. Bai Suzhen and Xu Xian became a couple. Later, Bai Suzhen was detained by the French in Hangzhou. This folklore tells us not to mess with single men, especially older ones. (Hahaha) 

• Do you know that besides mermaids, what other words can combine humans and animals? Perfect, of course, I'm single (dog). {Hahaha 😂}

• Many older singles have difficulty finding a partner. Too old ones, not willing to start / unwilling to take action. Too young, can't bear to start. Too beautiful, dare not touch (don't dare to take action).  Too ugly will not be picked. Too ugly and  it is hard to start with / it is not easy to start. So I have to be lonely until I grow old. {Hahaha 🤣} 

• There are some single (dogs), he says every day that he can't find a partner. Your Moments are only visible for 3 days. And there's not a single selfie. I'm wondering if you want people to like your online name? How can you find a partner like this? Don't you have to submit a resume when you're looking for a job?

• Over the years, I've never seen a man quarrel with a woman. Winning the argument, he didn't get so angry that he started a fight. Just remain silent. Is this just a men's problem? Of course not. According to my analysis, I've won arguments before. Later they couldn't find girlfriends so they became extinct. { Hahaha 😂} Then, the man knew that he was doomed to lose in an argument with a woman. Why are you still arguing? To make her win. After all, loving someone means giving her what she wants. {Hahaha 🤣}

• Sometimes women are cute. You called too many times and she said you kept staring ( fixed one's interest on) at her. You called less and she said you didn't care about her. You don't chit chat with her, she said you were too cold towards her. You keep her company via chit chat with her, she said you have nothing to do. If you have a disagreement with her, she said you didn't understand her. If you apologize to her, she asked you what was wrong / where was the wrong? {Hahaha 😂}

• I have a female classmate. She is very beautiful. She has always been my ideal female doctor. She got divorced some time ago and came to me to complain. "Say, don't believe in love anymore." I said to her, why don't we be together? She said, "You've made me lose faith in friendship now."  {Hahaha 😂}

Like those emotional problems and marital conflicts, I think you should ask those who are single. Why? Because they often stand in the perspective of God, give you a lot of positive suggestions. (Because they often give you a lot of positive suggestions from a God's perspective) 

• If you ask couples, especially those who have been married for many years, {hahaha 🤣} they usually bring in their own, you know? Then got angrier and angrier as you think. The final advice to you is ... Don't get married, it's meaningless. Ah, I, I, I've had enough. Brothers, a woman three years older than her husband holds a golden brick 🧱. If the mother is older than you, she is 25. The world is yours.

(If a woman is five years older than you, and her mother is 25 years older than you, you will rule the world.) So, when looking for a partner, you should look for someone older than you. Because this brings prosperity to the husband and is reliable. (Because you are both lucky for your husband and reliable, but you are still young) 

• Now can't meet love, that means you won't encounter it again in the future. In 'The Journey of Flower', Zhou Ziruo, Wu Mei Niang, and Dongfang Bubai all tell us a phenomenon. What phenomenon? • When your woman puts on black eyeliner and smoky makeup, it means she is going to do something big. (That means she's going to use her big move). You better be careful. Additional careful. • Your girlfriend or wife tells you, "My (menstruations) period is here and I have a stomachache and uncomfortable."  Just reply with "drink more hot water." That's too perfunctory, brother. Women nowadays don't buy into this. Could you at least say a few more words? Let your girlfriend feel that you care about her. Such as (for example), "Baby, use this 5,000 yuan to drink more hot water." Hey, she promises it won't hurt as much and will be much more comfortable. {Hahaha 😂}

• Everyone knows I often make fun of women. I see many sisters say, I am, a man, particularly understand women. No, no. This is different, sisters. A man in this world can never fully understand a woman. Just like men never know what kind of pain dysmenorrhea is. [Dysmenorrhea, also known as period pain, painful periods or menstrual cramps, is pain during menstruation. Its usual onset occurs around the time that menstruation begins.]

• Work relationships are severed once you step down, but family ties remain even after you die. (Those who make jokes as soon as they step off the stage are work relationships, and those who can't be severed even after death are family ties.) When something happens, I think of using relationships. Having dinner together no matter what is going on is a friendship. There is joy to be shared in times of adversity. The hazy relationship is the first love. Simple food, the relationship between husband and wife is simple and plain. Those who often like my posts (hahaha 🤣) are not ordinary friends.

•I've noticed this happening in many workplaces.

I have found that this situation exists in many workplaces nowadays, where some people always have nothing to do. Some things are always left unattended, no one do it. People who have nothing to do are always unwilling to do what no one else does. People who have nothing to do always have nothing to do. People who do things always have endless things to do. Weird things (hahaha 🤣) People who have nothing to do always stare at people who are doing things. Criticizing and finding fault with people who do things. It causes people who do things to fail to do things well. Some people concentrate on their work. Some people have nothing to do but always like to stir up trouble. Do you think this kind of person deserves to be scolded? (Hahaha 🤣)

• Sometimes, people are rewarded for calling a deer 🦌 a horse 🐎. Praise the flatterers. Thank you for your hard work. Working like a slave is a disaster for those who work alone. 

• It's not that men can't be spoiled, just don't get too used to it. (It's not that men can't be spoiled, it's just that they can't be spoiled too much.) Otherwise, the more you spoil him, the more of a bastard he becomes. 

• It's not that women can't be pampered, just don't be too pampered. Otherwise, the more you pamper them, the more they become spoiled.

Everything should be done in moderation. Otherwise, you will bear the consequences at your own risk.

• It's best not to let your woman have any embarrassment. Because she is in such a difficult situation, you might become cuckolded. 

It's also best not to let your man have a beauty. Because if he gets too excited, your relationship might end. Of course I'm saying maybe. Because anything is possible, right? So is there pure friendship between men and women?  I can tell you clearly about this issue. Yes, have. I mean, there is, but it's worth noting Pure friendship between opposite sexes. I mean, there is, but it is worth noting that there is pure friendship between opposite sexes. 90% of it is due to mutual dislike. Abandoned to maintain. So the precise answer to this question is yes. The uglier, the purer. The more beautiful a person is, the more uncertain it may be. {Hahaha 🤣} His looks are also a kind of wealth. Now people start praising people for their good looks like this. Say, you look too good to make money. Or you look too frugal. They say good-looking people have no brains. I think this is nonsense? Why would you need to use your brain if you are good looking? Everything has already been arranged.

And those who are not good-looking do not use their own brains to do things. Who will take care of you? It sounds harsh but the reality is so cruel. As the saying goes, they are both lazy and good at eating. Why are pigs and pandas treated so differently? {Haha😆}  , This shows that appearance is indeed very important. 

• Well, you see, as long as a woman is beautiful, she can sell beans.