ALL GET OLD ~ IT'S A BEAUTIFUL DAY

 *WE ALL GET OLD IN THE END....* 

I changed my car horn to gunshot sounds. People get out of the way much faster now.

Gone are the days when girls used to cook like their mothers. Now they drink like their fathers..

I didn't make it to the gym today. That makes five years in a row.

I decided to stop calling the bathroom the 'John' and renamed it the 'Jim'. I feel so much better saying "I went to the Jim this morning".

Old age is coming at a really bad time. When I was a child I thought “Nap Time” was a punishment. Now, as a grownup, it feels like a small vacation.

The biggest lie I tell myself is..."I don't need to write that down, I'll remember it."

I don't have gray hair; I have "wisdom highlights" I'm just very wise.

Don't ever ask me to bend down and touch my toes. If God wanted me to touch my toes, He would have put them on my knees.

Last year I joined a support group for procrastinators We haven't met yet.

Of course I talk to myself; sometimes I need expert advice.

At my age "Getting lucky" means walking into a room and remembering what I came in there for.

Actually I'm not complaining because I am a Senager. (Senior teenager) I have everything that I wanted as a teenager, only 60 years later.

- I don’t have to go to school or work.

- I have a driver’s license and my own car.

- I get an allowance every month.

- I have my own ipad (although I can't recall where I kept it)

- I don’t have a curfew.

Life is great.

I have more friends I should send this to, but right now I can't remember their names.

 Now, I’m wondering…did I send this to you, or did you send it to me?

Have a good chuckle.

A good Medicine...🤣😍

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 David Scott, also known by his stagename The Kiffness, is a South African musician, producer and parody artist who is the founder and lead singer for the band The Kiffness. Despite the name of the band, Scott is referred to as The Kiffness alone.

https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=anjTd9mraeA

LYRICS:

Lord, Thank you for sunshine, thank you for rain

Thank you for joy, thank you for pain

It's a beautiful day, it's a beautiful day

Sometimes life is good, but then trouble comes my way

But whatever happens Lord, I thank you for this day

And when I'm feeling troubled, I lift my hands and pray

That your will be done in the rain or sun

Oh, it's a beautiful day

I don't want to act too high and mighty

'coz tomorrow I may fall down on my face

I give thanks when I'm feeling lonely

I give thanks when I'm feeling glad

I give thanks in the morning & thanks in the evening

and thanks when I'm feeling sad

 https://youtu.be/1lQedCA1zJY?si=nnuCsLuU5KWOZ1aF

LYRICS

Say this morning

I woke up and

I looked in the mirror

And every part of my body was in place

Many people died and never saw this day

So another day I live I appreciate

Don't ever wanna act too high and mighty

Cause tomorrow

I can fall down on my face

So in everything

Lord, I give You praise

And that puts a smile on my face

Lord, I thank You for sunshine

Thank You for rain

Thank You for joy

Thank You for pain

It's a beautiful day

It's a beautiful day

Don't fuss and fight let us unite

We've got one life so let's

make it right

It's a beautiful day

It's a beautiful day

So yeah thou I walk through the valley

Of the shadows of death

I will fear no evil won't be dismayed

When I see the clock ticking away

And things are not in place

Everything in life happens for a reason

Disappointment comes with a lesson

It's for me to get wiser

Got to work harder

In the end, it will get better

Lord, I thank You for sunshine

Thank You for rain

Thank You for joy

Thank You for pain

It's a beautiful day

It's a beautiful day, ay, ay, ay 

Don't fuss and fight let us unite

We've got one life so let's make it right

It's a beautiful day

It's a beautiful day

If you got life

Then give God praise

You may not have much

But you living day by day

You can't have faith and don't want to work

Get up off that seat and put that brain to work

Eh, eh, eh ....

It's a beautiful day

Eh, eh, eh 

It's a beautiful day

It may not be the way

I want it to be

 But I thank you for every situation that made me

Good and bad friends

That came into my life

And those who are still here today

Lord, I thank You

Lord, I thank You

Lord, I thank You

Lord, I thank You

Lord, I thank You for sunshine

Thank You for rain

Thank You for joy

Thank You for pain

It's a beautiful day

beautiful day

It's a beautiful day, ay, ay, ay 

Don't fuss and fight let us unite

We've got one life so let's make it right

It's a beautiful day !

It's a beautiful day !