Saturday, January 17, 2026

Face Slap 扇耳光

 特朗普的幻想落空,打臉來的太快 Donald Trump's illusions were shattered, and the slap in the face came too quickly.

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历史性的一幕发生了

特朗普上演了一出

极其荒诞的黑色幽默大戏

这次事件的精彩程度

甚至超过了以往任何一次

大家都知道 前几天特朗普搞了个大动作 

派美军突袭委内瑞拉 

把人家总统马杜罗

直接绑到美国 

当时特朗普站在聚光灯下

高调宣布 我们是为了石油 

美国石油么司进场

马上就能为际创收

在他的剧本里 这是一场完美的胜利

我打下江山  你们石油巨头 带着钱来分蛋糕 

大家一起发财 顺便把油价打下来

让我  赢麻了!'

但谁都没想到啊 

仅仅几天后 这场精心准备的分赃大会

直接变成了一场

针对懂王本人的公开打脸

首先我们还原一下那个让特朗普尴尬到 

脚趾抠地的现场 

1月09号 特朗普兴冲冲的 把全美顶级的石油大佬召集到白宫

受邀名单里 竟然有25个高管 直接失联


{“你们不想去,就直接告诉我,因为我有25个人今天没来,但他们愿意取代你们的位置。”当着近20家石油公司高管的面,美国总统特朗普发出了一道近乎最后通牒的指令。这场发生在2026年1月9日白宫东厅的会议,原本是特朗普展示其委内瑞拉战略的重要舞台,他却意外遭遇了石油巨头们的集体沉默。}

连来都懒得来 

这就是赤裸裸的打脸

在美国谁敢不给总统面子

但这些资本家就敢

特朗普在那画大饼 说委内瑞拉到处是油 

你们只要投100亿美元 

以后就能躺着数钱

结果全场鸦雀无声

连个咳嗽的都没有

最后美国最大的石油巨头 埃克森美孚的CEO伍兹 站起来冷冷的回了一句 足以载入史册的话.

"就当前这个情况 根本不可投资 " ("Given the current situation, it is absolutely not advisable to invest.") 


有了带头的 其他巨头纷纷跟进

雪佛龙表示非常谨慎 : " 需慎重考虑一下 "

康菲石油直接哭穷说 没钱!


特朗普当场就急眼了  威胁说你们不干





A historic scene took place. Trump staged a extremely absurd black humor drama. The excitement of this event exceeded any previous Hollywood blockbuster. Everyone knows that a few days ago, Trump made a big move. He sent the US military to raid Venezuela and took Venezuelan President Maduro and directly took him to the US.

At that time, Trump stood in the spotlight, he announced high-profile that "we were for oil." 

We are after oil. American oil companies enter the market and immediately generate revenue for the country. 

In his script, this was a perfect victory.

I conquered the country, you oil giants will come with money to share the cake. Everyone will get rich and by the way bring down oil prices as well.

Let me win until I'm numb.'

But no one expected that only a few days later, this carefully prepared distribution of spoils meeting turned into a public slap in the face of Trump  himself.

First, let's reconstruct... that embarrassed Trump. The scene of toes digging into the ground.

First, let's restore the scene that made Trump embarrassed to the point of digging his toes.

On January ninth (9th), Trump excitedly summoned the top oil tycoons in the United States to the White House. But on the list of invitations, twenty-five (25) executives were missing.

{"If you don't want to go, just tell me, because I have 25 people who aren't here today, but they're willing to take your places." In front of nearly 20 oil company executives, US President Trump issued what was almost an ultimatum. This meeting, scheduled for January 9, 2026, in the East Room of the White House, was supposed to be a crucial stage for Trump to showcase his Venezuela strategy, but he was unexpectedly met with a collective silence from the oil giants.}

They didn't even bother to come. (too lazy to even come.) 

This is a blatant slap in the face.

In the United States, who dares to disrespect the president? (Who in America dares to disrespect the president?)

But these capitalists dared to do so. 

Trump was making (empty) promises, saying that Venezuela is full of oil, you only need to invest US$10 billion, as long as you invest one hundred billion dollars, and you can count money lying down. (Later on, can lie down and count money.)

But the audience was silent, (The entire audience fell silent.) not even a cough. (Not even one coughed.)

Finally, the largest American oil giant, the CEO of Exxon Mobil, Darren Wayne Woods, 

(Finally, the largest oil giant in the United State, ExxonMobil CEO, Darren Wayne Woods )

He stood up and coldly replied...a word that would go down in history. (Words worthy of being recorded in history)

"In the current situation, it was not worth investing."


With the lead, other giants followed suit.

Chevron expressed extreme caution. "You need to think about it carefully." Michael K. (Mike) Wirth~ CEO of Chevron was very cautious.

Conoco Phillips said it had no money.

ConocoPhillips directly cried poor and said it had no money.

Trump got angry on the spot, (Trump immediately became furious.) threatening that if they don't do it, (Threatening that you won't do it) 







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