妻子要求丈夫买东西 Qīzǐ yāoqiú zhàngfū mǎi dōngxī ;Wife asks husband to buy things

妻子要求丈夫买东西 Qīzǐ yāoqiú zhàngfū mǎi dōngxī ; Wife asks husband to buy things  

妻子 Qīzǐ Wife : 你在哪 Nǐ zài nǎ ; Where are you?

丈夫 Zhàngfū Husband : 准备回家路上 Zhǔnbèi huí jiā lùshàng ; Getting ready to go home

妻子 Qīzǐ Wife : 哎那正好哎 Āi nà zhènghǎo āi ; Hey, that's perfect.

妻子 Qīzǐ Wife : 帮我买两三个土豆回来 Bāng wǒ mǎi liǎng sān gè tǔdòu huílái ; Help me buy two or three potatoes, come back.

丈夫 Zhàngfū Husband : 不会是买23个吧 Bù huì shì mǎi 23 gè ba ; Not buying 23 pieces right? (dumb)

妻子 Qīzǐ Wife : 我这-次故意打视频给你的 Wǒ zhè-cì gùyì dǎ shìpín gěi nǐ de ; I deliberately video-called you this time.

再错你也不要回来了 Zài cuò nǐ yě bùyào huíláile ; Don't come back if you make the same mistake again. 

丈夫 Zhàngfū Husband : 那到底是买两个 Nà dàodǐ shì mǎi liǎng gè ; So what? Buy two? / So should I buy two?

还是买三个呀 Háishì mǎi sān gè ya ; Or buy three pieces?

那到底是买两个还是买三个呀 Nà dàodǐ shì mǎi liǎng gè háishì mǎi sān gè ya ;

Should I buy two pieces or three pieces?

妻子 Qīzǐ Wife : 大的你就买两个啊 Dà de nǐ jiù mǎi liǎng gè a ; Big one you just buy two 

小的就买三个啊 Xiǎo de jiù mǎi sān gè a ; small one just buy three

丈夫 Zhàngfū Husband : 你这么说就很清楚了 Nǐ zhème shuō jiù hěn qīngchǔle ; It's clear when you say like that. 

妻子 Qīzǐ Wife : 那你是不是去超市买啊 Nà nǐ shì bùshì qù chāoshì mǎi a ; So you go to the supermarket to buy it?

如果是的话呢 Rúguǒ shì dehuà ne ; if it is 

帮我带我上次看中那香水 Bāng wǒ dài wǒ shàng cì kàn zhòng nà xiāngshuǐ ; Please help me get that perfume I liked last time.

丈夫 Zhàngfū Husband : 保证完成任务 

Bǎozhèng wánchéng rènwù ; Guaranteed task completion.

妻子走到门口，迎接丈夫。Qīzǐ zǒu dào ménkǒu, yíngjiē zhàngfū ; Wife walks to the door and greets her husband. 

妻子 Qīzǐ Wife : 你回来了 Nǐ huíláile ; You are back

丈夫举起两袋土豆给妻子看 Zhàngfū jǔ qǐ liǎng dài tǔdòu gěi qīzǐ kàn ; Husband lifted up two plastic bags of potatoes to show his wife .

妻子 Qīzǐ Wife : 你买这么多土豆干嘛 Nǐ mǎi zhème duō tǔdòu gān ma ; Why did you buy so many potatoes? 

丈夫 Zhàngfū Husband : 你说的呀 Nǐ shuō de ya ; You said so 

大的买两个 Dà de mǎi liǎng gè ; Big one, buy two 

小的买三个 Xiǎo de mǎi sān gè ; small one, buy three.

妻子 Qīzǐ Wife : 行耶香水呢 Xíng yé xiāngshuǐ ne ; okay what about perfume?

丈夫 Zhàngfū Husband : 太重拿不了Tài zhòng ná bùliǎo ; Too heavy to carry

夫妻俩走出门阶, 丈夫指着 Fūqī liǎ zǒuchū mén jiē, zhàngfū zhǐzhe ; Both husband and wife walk out the doorstep and husband point to it 

丈夫 Zhàngfū Husband : 在这里呢 Zài zhèlǐ ne ; Here 

妻子一看，愣住了。???。 Qīzǐ yī kàn, lèng zhùle.??? ??? The wife was stunned when she saw it. ??? 😡 🔥 

香水=箱水 Xiāng shuǐ =xiāng shuǐ ; Perfume = box of water 

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