Chemistry Pick Up Lines

Chemistry Pick Up Lines to Try on Your Crush

Love is a matter of chemistry!

 

​If you are looking to set off a reaction for chemical attraction, these chemistry pickup lines are sure to charm your crush, or at least get a laugh. The 49 pickup lines in this collection are cute, corny, funny, and possibly even effective. So, your lab or mine?

I would tell you a chemistry joke, but all the good ones argon.

For best effect, wear a lab coat while delivering a chemistry pick up line. Safety goggles may help, but wearing disposable gloves might come across as creepy. If you really want to make an impression, learn a few science magic tricks. Who wouldn't be impressed by your ability to breathe fire or make glowing drinks?

1.Are you made of copper and tellurium? Because you're CuTe.

2.Do you have 11 protons? Cause you're sodium fine.

3.Are you a carbon sample? Because I want to date you.

4.You must be made of uranium and iodine because all I can see is U and I together. (U ran I um and I o dine)

5.Forget hydrogen, you're my number one element.

6.If I was an enzyme, I'd be DNA helicase so I could unzip your genes.

7.Chemists do it on the table periodically.

8.You're like an exothermic reaction. You spread hotness everywhere.

9.Are you made of Fluorine, Iodine, and Neon? 'Cause you are F-I-Ne.

10.If I had a choice between DNA and RNA, I'd choose RNA because it has U in it.

Hey baby, I've got my ion you!

12.According to the Second Law of Thermodynamics, you are supposed to share your hotness with me.

You must be a compound of barium and beryllium because you're a total BaBe.

14.You're hotter than a Bunsen burner turned up all the way.

Hey baby, would a little more alcohol catalyze this reaction?

16.I wish I was Adenine so I could get paired with U.

Your body must be made of oxygen and neon because you are the ONe.

18.You must be chlorine cause you are polarizing my bond.

You must be fluorine cause you are polarizing my bond.

20.I must be a diamond because you gave me a hardness of 10.

21.How about we go back to my place and form a covalent bond?

If you were an element you'd be francium because you're the most attractive.

23.You are a photon quantum to my valence electron because you excite me to a higher energy level.

My favorite attractive force is van der Waal's force. Can you feel it? I'll move closer if you can't.

25.You make me hotter than sulfur hydroxide mixed with ethyl acetate.

You're hotter than sulfuric acid and sugar and you smell twice as sweet.

27.When I'm near you I undergo anaerobic respiration because baby, you take my breath away.

I'm so strongly attracted to you that scientists will have to discover a fifth fundamental force.

29.Let's find our combined volume by displacing the liquid in my waterbed.

We have such great chemistry that we should do some biology together.

31.You are the HCl to my NaOH. With our sweet love, we could make an ocean together.

32.Let's get together sometime. You bring your beaker and I'll bring my stirring rod.

I want to stick to you like glucose.

34.I want to stick to you like cyanoacrylate.

Are you made of beryllium, gold, and titanium? You must be because you are BeAuTi-ful.

36.Are you into science? Because I LAB you!

Are you a non-volatile particle? Because you raise my boiling point.

38.Scientists have recently discovered a rare new element called Beautium. It looks like you are made of it.

You must be the acid to my litmus paper because every time I meet you I turn bright red.

40.Could you tell me the oxidation state of this atom and your phone number?

41.My name? It's Bond. Covalent Bond.

42.My name is Bond. Ionic Bond.

43.Honey, we're a galvanic cell. Can't you feel the electricity flowing between us?

44.You must be a good benzene ring because you are pleasantly aromatic.

45.How about we slip between my beta-pleated sheets and you get to know my alpha-helix?

46.Baby, you must be an alkali metal. One touch and I can tell you're highly reactive.

47.You must be made of uranium and iodine because I can see U and I together.

48.You're so hot you denature my proteins.

49.Your lab or mine?

50.We need H²O or else we will die of dehydrate in no time.