Thursday, September 28, 2023

Stop fucking saving money (Original Uncensored)

 Masood Boomgaard¹ : Stop fucking saving money, whatever you have, spend it now. The tomorrow that you are saving for may not even come. So fuck it. Enjoy the fruits of your labour while you still have life in your body. Let future you deal with future problems. Don't leave your money behind to be enjoyed by lawyers, opportunistic family members. And the fucking government. Spend your fucking money and live before you die. That is all.

别再存钱了,无论你有什么,现在就花掉吧。 Bié zài cún qiánle, wúlùn nǐ yǒu shé me, xiànzài jiù huā diào ba.

你为之存钱的明天可能不会到来。 Nǐ wéi zhī cún qián de míngtiān kěnéng bù huì dàolái.

所以他妈的。 Suǒyǐ tā mā de.

当你的身体还有生命的时候,享受你的劳动成果。 Dāng nǐ de shēntǐ hái yǒu shēngmìng de shíhòu, xiǎngshòu nǐ de láodòng chéngguǒ.

让未来的你处理未来的问题。Ràng wèi lái de nǐ chǔ lǐ wèi lái de wèn tí. 

不要把钱留给律师、投机取巧的家庭成员享用。Bù yào bǎ qián liú gěi lǜ shī, tóujīqǔqiǎo de jiā tíng chéng yuán xiǎng yòng.

 还有该死的政府。Hái yǒu gāi sǐ de zhèng fǔ.

 死之前先花点钱,好好活下去。 Sǐ zhī qián xiān huā diǎn qián, hǎo hǎo huó xiàqù.

就这些。Jiù zhè xiē.


https://youtu.be/z7C0xze_6fs?list=TLGGiag1c-f7T5AyODA5MjAyMw


¹About MB. He is from Durban, nicknamed Durbs, is the third most populous city in South Africa after Johannesburg and Cape Town and the largest city in KwaZulu-Natal. 

Durban City is in KwaZulu-Natal, South Africa.

Municipality :eThekwini

Established :1824

Named for :Benjamin D'Urban.

Durban, nicknamed Durbs, is the third most populous city in South Africa after Johannesburg and Cape Town and the largest city in KwaZulu-Natal. Durban forms part of the eThekwini Metropolitan Municipality, which includes neighbouring towns and has a population of about 3.44 million, making the combined municipality one of the largest cities on the Indian Ocean coast of the African continent. Durban was also one of the host cities of the 2010 FIFA World Cup. Durban was formerly named Port Natal due to its position as the chief seaport of South Africa, and its location on the Natal Bay of the Indian Ocean. Durban is one of the fastest growing cities in the world, and along with Johannesburg is one of the largest cities in Africa. Durban is a rich ethnically diverse city, with large Zulu, White, and Indian/Asian populations. Click here to walk the street of Durban ,South Africa. 

Masood Boomgaard is a comedian, actor, social media content creator, film maker and MC who has been active in the entertainment industry for over a decade. As a live stand-up comedy performer he has played across South Africa to packed theatres and auditoriums as a solo act and alongside some of the biggest names in the industry. He has also toured globally, having performed on numerous occasions in London, Dubai, Australia and the United States. His ‘African Indian’ solo comedy show was staged on London’s West End with its international follow-up ‘Indians from Africa’ showcasing in New York and Hollywood. His other solo comedy specials include “Joker” and “Funny Country.” In 2020 during the COVID-19 lockdown Masood was the first South African comedian to record a lockdown comedy special from his home, entitled “My Father’s House.” Masood is often featured as a guest on national and regional radio and has been seen on Comedy Central. He is also a sought after corporate entertainer. Among his past blue chip clients are FNB, Standard Bank, Nedbank, Liberty and Mercedes-Benz.

Masood is also a social media content creator who scripts, produces and acts in social media advertisements for numerous regional and national businesses. His online comedy skits and videos often reach millions of viewers across the world. As an actor he has appeared in film and television. He was recently seen on the popular Etv soapie “Imbewu”

He has also written, directed and produced three of his own films namely Attack of the Indian Werewolf (official selection 2010 Durban International Film Festival), Curry and Vice and the 2021 film The Golden Cock: Revenge of Manu²   which he also starred in.

²Durban comedians Masood Boomgaard and Natashia Portrag aka Bash with Tash will have viewers in stitches with their newly-released film, The Golden Cock: Revenge of the Manu.

Known for his all-round film making skills, Boomgaard is one of the main contributors, lending his script writing, producing, directing and acting skills to the comedy.


Aside from Boomgaard and Portrag, the cast includes KZN politician turned comedian, Logie Naidoo, Keshan Chetty, Mangaliso Mhlongo, Robbie Muller, Nichal Ramchander and ”Dala U Crew’s” founder, Sanjeev Singh. It tells the story of an everyday man who sets out for revenge.


”Armed with an ancient super power, martial art, a man goes after a notorious gangster who stole his most prized possession – a classic Ford Cortina left to him by his father,” said Boomgaard.


Delving further into the film’s plot, Boomgaard said it’s a movie with a Durban twist. 

”Drawing inspiration from kung-fu flicks of yesteryear, Bruce Lee movies, spaghetti westerns and spoofs, the film centres on Manu, an average Joe played by myself, who after refusing to sell a classic Ford Cortina left to him by his father, is beaten up and left for dead by thugs loyal to notorious crime kingpin Santosh,” he said.


”In a twist of fate Manu doesn’t die, but is kept alive by a mystical force known as the Golden Cock – a rooster that infuses him with an immense fighting spirit. To harness the power of the Golden Cock, Manu must train in martial arts under the tutelage of the enigmatic and unconventional Master Logie“.

“He then sets out on a classic revenge quest and gets payback on Santosh and his ruthless under-bosses. Armed with flaming fists, nanchucks, samurai’s and the Golden Cock glow, Manu must destroy Santosh’s criminal syndicate and defeat the crime boss himself to rid the town of tyranny, and get his father’s Cortina back,“ said Boomgaard.


The Golden Cock: Revenge of the Manu” is available for streaming on Quicket from R100. Watch here 


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