These trending jokes could be hilarious for you and we highly recommend sharing them with friends, family, and other relatives.
Important: always respect others. The jokes on this page are meant to be in good fun. Although humor can be enjoyable, it’s important to remember the importance of respect and inclusivity. Always be kind and do not use these jokes to make fun of others.
Best Blonde Jokes
A blonde woman goes to the local library and asks the librarian loudly: “Hi – I would like a Ranch salad, chips, and a soda please.” The librarian, confused, calmly says to the blonde: “I am sorry but you are in a library.” Blushing, the blonde then WHISPERS quietly: “oh… I am so sorry. I would like a Ranch salad, chips and a soda please.”
A blonde asks “What do the letters “IDK” mean?”
Friend response: “I don’t know.”
The blonde: “oh my god, nobody knows…”
*** Joke: the blonde who was asked to re-paint a porch ***
A man hires a blonde contractor to re-paint his porch. He shares that all the brushes and paint are in the garage. The blonde goes to the garage to get all the supplies and start the job. About an hour later, the blonde knocks on the door and shares that she is done painting the porch. “Are you already done? wow, that was fast!” says the man, quite impressed.
The blonde responds “Yes, it’s all done, and there was enough paint for two coats.” The man thanks her profusely. The blonde adds “Oh, and by the way, it’s not a Porsche, it was a Ferrari”.***
*** Blonde at the Cheeseburger Stand ***
A man goes to a food truck and sees the menu:
Cheeseburgers: $8
Fries: $3
Handjobs: $20.
He asks the gorgeous woman working in the truck “are you the one doing the handjobs”. “Yes” responds the blonde very suggestively.
The man responds: “Well, could you please wash your hands? I would like a cheeseburger.” ***
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