Sunday, September 7, 2025

那为什么

那为什么 腐都会被说成是豆腐西施. 而长得丑. 你拿个小提琴都会被说成是在抽筋. {哈哈哈 😂} 我看透了这个无情的世界啊. 所以说姑娘们啊, 不要相信女孩子不要在乎自己外表. 这种哄G的话, 如果条件允许你该保养还是要保养. 你该打扮还是要打扮. 你保养是葡萄你不保养是葡萄干. 你保养是老样子. 你不保养是样子老. 

•我告诉你, 当你有一天变得又瘦又美的时候, 你会发现你的人生就像是开挂了一样.

• 现在的年轻人啊嗯经常把没钱挂嘴边. 其实根本没必要. 因为你不说别人也能看出来. {哈哈哈 😂} 

• 人啊总是不爱说实话. ¹说金钱是万恶之源. 可一个个都在捞. ²说高处不胜寒, 可一个个都在爬说烟酒伤身体. 可一个个都不弃. ³说天堂最美好, 可一个个都不去呀.

• 我们赞颂雨, 可还是撑起了雨伞. 我们歌颂太阳, 可还是涂起了防晒霜. 

• 我们会受到美女的吸引,但是当我们看到一个漂亮的女人时,我们仍然想和她睡觉。我们没有红颜流口水, 可看到美女还是想和他共枕眠. 

• 我们总是听人说, 我希望有什么话你当面说. 不要在背后议论伤人. 一些人还信以为真. 实际上当面说别人坏话, 别人会非常的愤怒. 所以重伤别人一定要在背后啊. {哈哈哈 😂}

• 生儿子你能高兴两天. 出生那天和结婚那天. 剩下的日子你天天不高兴. 生女儿你有两天不高兴. 剩下的日子你天天高兴.

•生个儿子爸爸高兴. 爷爷说哭的子还在后头. 爸爸问爷爷你咋知道, 爷爷说我哭过. 生个儿子等于生个敌人. 长大后再带回一个仇人. 生个女儿等于生个亲人. 长大后再带回一个什人. 

• 住女儿家的老人, 他扬眉吐气. 住儿子家的老人他吞声忍气. 

• 生个儿子爹妈愁. 生个女儿住高楼.

• 生儿子是赔钱的. 生女儿是赚钱的.

• 重男轻女是脑子有问题. 

• 我发现谈恋爱这种事情啊 , 那也就是那么回事. 

• 那无论你跟谁在一起, 时间久了你就会发现, 对方都会有这样那样的毛病.


Then why Fudu is often called Tofu Xishi. And looks ugly. If you pick up a violin, you'll be said to be cramping.{hahaha 🤣} I see through this ruthless world. So, girls, Don't trust girls and don't care about your appearance. This kind of words to coax G, If conditions permit, you should maintain it. Should you dress up or should you dress up. If you take care of yourself, you are  glowing grapes; if you don't, you are dried raisins. You maintain, is the same as before (young look). You look old if you don't take care of yourself. 

• I tell you, When you become thin and beautiful one day, you will find that your life is like a cheat.

• Young people nowadays often talk about not having money. Actually, there is no need. Because even if you don't say it, others can see it. {hahaha 🤣} 

• People don't like to tell the truth. ¹It is said that money is the root of all evil. But everyone is fishing. ²Say, it's lonely at the top, but everyone is climbing hard. Everyone is saying that smoking and drinking are harmful to the body, but none of them gave up. ³Say, heaven is the most beautiful, but no one willing to go. (People never like to tell the truth. ¹ They say money is the root of all evil, yet everyone tries to get it. ² They say it's lonely at the top, yet everyone tries to climb. ³ They say smoking and drinking are bad for the body, yet no one gives up. ⁴ They say heaven is the best, yet no one wants to go there.)

• We praise the rain, but still hold up our umbrellas. We sing praises to the sun, but I still put on sunscreen. 

• We are attracted by beauties, but when we see a beautiful woman, we still want to sleep with her. (We don't have red eyes drooling saliva, but when we see a beautiful woman, we still think of laying her.) 

• We always hear people say, I hope you can say it to my face if you have anything to say. Don't talk hurtfully behind people's backs. Some people still believe it's real. Actually speaking badly of others to their faces, they will be very angry. / In fact, if you say bad things about others to their face, they will be very angry. So if you want to seriously injure someone, you must be behind them. {Hahaha 🤣} 

• You can be happy for two days when you have a son. His birth day and wedding day. You'll be unhappy every day for the rest of your life. You were unhappy for two days after giving birth to a daughter. Her birth day and wedding day. The rest of your life you are happy every day. 

• Father is happy to have a son. Grandpa said the crying child is still behind. Dad asked grandpa how he knew, grandpa said I cried. Giving birth to a son is like giving birth to an enemy. When he grows up, bring back an enemy. Giving birth to a daughter is like giving birth to a relative / Giving birth to a daughter is like giving birth to 'a family member'. When she grows up, bring someone / varied back. 

• The old man who lives with his daughter is very proud. The old man who lives with his son, swallows his anger. (The elderly man who lives with his daughter is proud. The elderly man who lives with his son is resigned to his anger.)

• Parents worry about having a son. Having a daughter, living in a high-rise building. (Having a son makes parents worried. Having a daughter makes them live in a high-rise building.) 

• Having a son is a loss of money. Having a daughter is making money. 

• Preferring sons over daughters is a mental problem. 

• I discovered that love is a thing, that's what happened. (I found that when it comes to love, that’s just how it is.)

• No matter who you're with, over time you'll find problems with that person.

No matter who you are with, after a while you will find that the other person will have some problems.




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